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wcfields2009 78M
909 posts
1/19/2018 1:01 pm
Lexophilia Part II


I know a guy who is addicted to drinking brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

A thief who was arrested stealing a calendar got 12 months.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, California, U C L A.

Yesterday I got some batteries that were free of charge.

A dentist married a manicurist. They fight tooth and nail.

A will is a dead giveaway.

With her marriage, the woman got a new name and a dress.

The police were summd to a daycare center where a 3 year old was resisting a rest.

Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.

A bicycle can't stand al. It's tired.

A guy fell into an upholstery machine last week. He's now fully recovered.

He had a photographic memory, but it was never fully developed.

When she saw the first strands of gray hair, she thought she would dye.

Acupuncture is a jab well d. That's the point of it.

Those who get too big for their britches will be totally exposed in the end.

wcfields2009 78M
1355 posts
1/19/2018 1:02 pm

These are all I have for now.


wcfields2009 78M
1355 posts
1/19/2018 1:02 pm

I hope to have more


wcfields2009 78M
1355 posts
1/19/2018 1:02 pm

at some later date.


wcfields2009 78M
1355 posts
1/19/2018 1:02 pm

Stay tuned.


Hungr4Yungr 75M
5766 posts
1/19/2018 8:16 pm

Some more good ones, wc.


LckurnutsI 61M

1/20/2018 6:27 pm

very funny(4 the most part)


LckurnutsI 61M

1/20/2018 6:27 pm

AAAAh,yess