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OnDaFence 36M/44M
44267 posts
1/18/2018 7:04 pm

Last Read:
3/31/2018 12:40 pm

Dithercated



Thursdays are supposed to be my day OFF!. Last night I managed to seduce JD with a candlelight Italian dinner, mixed greens salad with olives and feta cheese, meaty home made lasagna dripping with diced red & green peppers, oozing mozzie cheese sided by toasted garlic bread sprinkled with Romano. After dinner we went down to watch some TV--- cuddle---- snuggle... a few kisses...



thing lead to another....



as if some slipped Richard Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries onto the sound system..........

Devastating sex over the arm of the couch ...



Today I can hardly walk.........



I have popped hydros like they are M&Ms



so I have spent the day overly medicated dithering from project to another. Walking upstairs for something and forgetting just WHY I went up there.



The WORST side effect of this whole dam day is if there is NO MUSIC... Oh Canada starts going through my head !!!!!!!!!!!!

OOOOOoooooooooooo Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.



I not certain if I need a major dose of hockey or guzzle a quart of Maple syrup!

OnDaFence 36M/44M

1/18/2018 7:06 pm

after 10 1/2 years... we don't have knock down drag out sex like this very often....


OnDaFence 36M/44M

1/18/2018 7:07 pm

as I set here I can close my eyes and still feel him slamming into me.


OnDaFence 36M/44M

1/18/2018 7:10 pm

my uncle Mert used to laugh about getting your brains fucked out when I was a teenager and I used to laugh and shrug it off....


OnDaFence 36M/44M

1/18/2018 7:12 pm

Right now JD has taken my mind off ooooooOOOOOoooo Canada with his own jazzy rendition of The Pink Panther Theme


bychance4709 61M

1/18/2018 7:27 pm

can I have your lasagna recipe?!?!?!?
pretty sweet hockey player pic - I'd guzzle him over maple syrup. On second thought...........................pour the maple syrup over him.............and eat both!!!


99curious69 73M
641 posts
1/18/2018 7:56 pm

How weird; O' Canada playing in your head. Surprised you know the words or even the tune.


OnDaFence 36M/44M

1/18/2018 7:58 pm

    Quoting bychance4709:
    can I have your lasagna recipe?!?!?!?
    pretty sweet hockey player pic - I'd guzzle him over maple syrup. On second thought...........................pour the maple syrup over him.............and eat both!!!
LOL he is Brad Staubitz of the Montreal Canadians.... just so dam handsome!!!!! ummm I use home made sauce with tomatoes from my garden sweetened with just a touch of brown sugar.


OnDaFence 36M/44M

1/18/2018 8:05 pm

    Quoting 99curious69:
    How weird; O' Canada playing in your head. Surprised you know the words or even the tune.
I stand when it's on the TV with hockey.. I also know the words to God save the Queen.. I don't now why.. I just do....


Hungr4Yungr 75M
5766 posts
1/18/2018 8:36 pm

The song in your head is a sign, Bret. Your body is longing to get fucked hard and deep by a Canadian hockey player.

I am happy to hear that you and JD enjoyed raucous sex on the couch. With JD's size, I'm not surprised that your brains are rattling around in your head. Now you get to take Friday off.


OnDaFence 36M/44M

1/18/2018 9:29 pm

    Quoting Hungr4Yungr:
    The song in your head is a sign, Bret. Your body is longing to get fucked hard and deep by a Canadian hockey player.

    I am happy to hear that you and JD enjoyed raucous sex on the couch. With JD's size, I'm not surprised that your brains are rattling around in your head. Now you get to take Friday off.
I rest up on Thursdays because my Fridays are so frantic and filled with "To does" Maybe I have slipped over the border in my sleep becoming a Canadian in my slumber.


jrodd 65M
4396 posts
1/19/2018 2:47 am

Well for starters that pizza makes me go GARFIELD the fat orange cat . I love that dumb cat on tv ,big dopey eyes and the cartoons some of which are hillariusly funny and that dumb dog Odie. Remindes me the Lasagna aliens from outer space attacking that evil earth monster Garfield gluttonously eating lasagnas like the dickens! Oh that Evil Monster! oh and another show these reptilian aliens that suck up Luigis restaurant with Garfield and the leader forcing Luigi to cook lasagnas for him! Yeah get some good pancake mix ,watch the sugar on your diabetes with maple syrup n slab of butter .


wcfields2009 78M
1355 posts
1/19/2018 1:05 pm

What? No pics of that mind blowing sex? That's not like you, Bret.


OnDaFence 36M/44M

1/19/2018 6:27 pm

    Quoting jrodd:
    Well for starters that pizza makes me go GARFIELD the fat orange cat . I love that dumb cat on tv ,big dopey eyes and the cartoons some of which are hillariusly funny and that dumb dog Odie. Remindes me the Lasagna aliens from outer space attacking that evil earth monster Garfield gluttonously eating lasagnas like the dickens! Oh that Evil Monster! oh and another show these reptilian aliens that suck up Luigis restaurant with Garfield and the leader forcing Luigi to cook lasagnas for him! Yeah get some good pancake mix ,watch the sugar on your diabetes with maple syrup n slab of butter .
Th lasagna is part of a fiendish plot to drive others crazy in their desire for sexual lasagna ... that pasta concoction so incredibly good it ranks up there with sex.


OnDaFence 36M/44M

1/19/2018 6:29 pm

    Quoting wcfields2009:
    What? No pics of that mind blowing sex? That's not like you, Bret.
quite the contrary... there are no pictures of JD inhere having sex only some other guys with me and many of those taken by JD.


jrodd 65M
4396 posts
1/20/2018 5:58 am

    Quoting OnDaFence:
    Th lasagna is part of a fiendish plot to drive others crazy in their desire for sexual lasagna ... that pasta concoction so incredibly good it ranks up there with sex.
Aha you started Lasagnagate! lol


OnDaFence 36M/44M

1/20/2018 3:21 pm

    Quoting jrodd:
    Aha you started Lasagnagate! lol
Safer than pizzagate.


OnDaFence 36M/44M

3/31/2018 12:40 pm

From the looks of things Those of us REAL GUYS who have just one profile and follow the rules are going to have to stand up and band together against the negative few with a multitude of FAKE PROFILES. Keep our messages positive, without negative attacks and those REAL MEMBERS of OP will stand with us and support us.