A Couple of Things About the Eye or Man Candy Store!!!
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Posted:Apr 30, 2020 8:19 pm
Last Updated:Jul 11, 2020 1:23 pm 10250 Views
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So I felt the need to explain a few things about the Eye or Man Candy Store, since it will be combining some of the guys here with some hot male celebrities pictures and mentions!
Being the last of the extremely incurable and hopeless romantics, I am more of a total package kind of guy, a sum of all parts type of thing. So where some guys, like Jake Gyllenhaal, Taylor Kinney, Ryan Paevey, Tyler Hoechlin, Mark Lawson and Josh Kelly, don't have any bad spots, others like Adam Levine, may have me missing or picking or skipping over parts to get to my favorites. Sorry, Adam, I would still do you, but I prefer to mark my territories when I finished, and you're already covered
And just because I single out certain parts on certain guys...the hairy chest and awesome ass of Scott Caan, or the wonderful cock of Michael Fassbender, that doesn't mean I won't take the whole man just to get to them. Definitely on Scott, Michael hits and misses, so it depends on the day.
I also like variety in my diet. So I myself might qualify as Sexual Chocolate, along wit Shemar Moore, Lance Gross, and Taye Diggs. But I may also have the taste for some Asian or Caucasian Persuasion, or Latin Lover Leche, or Middle Eastern Delight, or Hawaiian Paradise, or the Darkmeat Special, so on and so forth. But I may make a few mistake and may need to be spanked, I mean, corrected. Daniel Dae Kim, Henry Golding and Harry Shum Jr, are three examples that may get mixed up from time to time. Still quite doable guys though!
I thought I was funny, as I was shopping for groceries around here, I actually came across a Vaselinejelly, a 59 year old gentleman. He actually lives in the same place as a very dear man I met a year or two ago. That was a damn good week. Anyway, if you come across other names that should be found in the store, or have a name yourself, holler at me and maybe we can run a special on you! lol
Now, bear in mind, I would have to have had access to enough pictures to see either most of all of you, for you to qualify as eye candy or man candy. That said...
The older guys around here? Do you remember what we use to call the younger sect, before the word," twink," became popular? Hint...We may have been called "hawks" if we were interested. The answer is chicken, and I happen to have found a lovely piece, in of all places, Kentucky. Lexington to be exact, and I make it there two or three times a year. Unfortunately, I caught no head shots, and although the view from the front was nice, it was the back that got mt undivided attention. That big, fat, juicy, hairy ass just hypnotized me. So DickThisFatAss, you are now on booty duty!!! lol
Hermitage? Don't they make ham, bacon and pork products? It also is the home of our next item. This 32 year old from Hermitage, Pennsylvania again deprived me of a face picture, but the front and back were hot enough to have me salivating. He should be charging more that the number on the end of his name indicates, but I am sure he is worth every penny. So currently on the red, green and blue light special is Westpa222.
And I admire any man who is brave enough to publish a picture with both of his heads in it! That is a confident man, a man with no shame in his game, my kind of man! If I can get a total view of a man in two pictures or less, HOT DOG! And if you have tried, you know those are not easy to come by. So the last guy on our window shopping excursion is quite a fine. And I believe Georgia, where he is, is opening up this weekend, so you may be able to see him or get him to cum and see you. I've never heard of the town or city of Milledgeville before, but I sure hope this 41 year old lives up to his name. Attention all shoppers...over at the meat counter, there is a butt bargain and a dick discount on Foghorn79. lol
The hope is to get at least one Dicktionary, and at least two Eye or Man Candy Store each month. So until May, keep the faith, keep up your health and strength, and keep a smile on your face! This will all be over soon.
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Someone Inspired A Change & I Made A Mistake!
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Posted:Jan 11, 2020 12:12 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2020 6:27 pm 11080 Views
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You can thank Bradwith9 for the new concept. Actually, I suggested we start a club, but when I went into the groups, they wanted to limit the area I could reach. A city, a state, a country...I couldn't even settle for a region. So I decided to include "the club" as part of my blog!
The plan is to discuss a few of the hot guys on the site, but we will only refer to them name. you will have to go look at the pictures for yourself. But since pictures do tend to make blogs more beautiful around here, I will throw in some talk about some hot celebrities as well. That is where the picture will come in, and of course, I am now obligated to visit a bit more!
As for the mistake, in my last post, I came up with a word, "aromantic," which was suppose to refer to being turned on to the of horniness or amorosity aromas. Studies show that women go for more woodsy type of colognes, and a lot love the smell of sweet things, like fruits, vanilla and chocolate. What I found surprising is that the study goes on to talk about men gravitating towards what I thought was weird stuff, such as lavender, eucalyptus, mints and pines. But in the premise of my post, it was referring to my love of smelling the natural musk of a man. Not funk, rank or overripe! And although soaps, colognes and deodorants are fine, I prefer the essence of a man...a little sweat, mixed with pheromones and their natural body scents. In fact, to you pronounce it the way it was intended, it would be read as (air-rom-man-tic).
As luck would have it, I came across another study, this one was from England, about the broad spectrum of sexuality. The claim is that there are like 54, 56 or 58 various types, and most people fit into more than one, which would mean to appropriate label oneself, there could be 5 to 8 words to correctly describe one's sexuality. The common ones like transsexual, transgender, bisexual, homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, pansexual is where most of us are happy to stop. But then you add the gender fluid, and the polyamorous, and the this and the that, and damn. Pinpointed to a T, but out of breath trying to share with someone. lol Long story short, one of those other possibilities is aromantic, pronounced (A-ro-man-tic). Spelled the same, but pronounced differently, it basically refers to a person who has little to no romantic attraction or interest in any gender, so it solely about sex for them. I know there is a term for that, but since mine isn't an accepted term yet, i don't think it applies! lol
One other thing I learned. Most of us gay and bisexual men identify ourselves as tops, bottoms or versatile. In fact, one of my very first posts here was aimed at breaking down versatile into three categories. Versatops, meaning you were versatile, mainly a top. Versatoms, referring to you being versatile, mainly a bottom, and the truly versatile, who didn't care as long as something got done! lol Well, I recently learned that there is a fourth option. They call it side, and it basically means that anal sex is not important or desired. The article went on to suggest that side could be permanent, but could also be used to deter anal sex until one is in a relationship, particularly if prefer to know the person well enough to engage without a condom.
Still learning something new everyday! How about you?
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Aromantic
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Posted:Apr 19, 2019 7:41 pm
Last Updated:Jan 11, 2020 11:10 am 11678 Views
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Those who do not know ....I have a secret! More like, something I keep in the closet, until it comes into later. No, not a skeleton, though I do love the boners! I a fetish queen! So much so I don't know if I qualify as kinky or freaky. Maybe freanky should be an option.
ago, I was a club on stripper night! They use to have strippers two, three nights a week. Now in this city, just about every former stripper knows who I . See, when I single, strippers, hustlers and frequently take the place of a man. I preferred strippers because I could build a friendship, a connection, a routine comfortable for the two of us, where don't really want to connect, and hustlers want their and to get it over with as fast as possible.
There was an all revue bar here I use to frequent. Actually, I was there almost every night after work. The problem was, they didn't actually get paid...they got the bulk of their tips. So anyone who came off their easily, could get the attention of most strippers there. So I earned a reputation for being one of the "rich bitches," polite enough to tip everyone who came over, but my favorites could hang out with me all night and leave with more than most of the others. I even took a few out after the bar close to eat, and a few made it back to the house. I had other reputations as well, but is the one relevant to the subject.
Well, as the strippers moonlighted to other bars, I was always invited, and my reputation extended into other bars in the city, especially on stripper nights. So even strippers in Louisville, Kansas City, Cincinnati, Saint Louis and others who performed in the city, or became "special guests" on stripper nights knew who I was. And if any of you are reading this, I'd love to see some of you again. Holler here, and we will do cocktails and get reacquainted. And if you are still in the line of work, I can even get you some regular work. There were about fifty who became pretty special to me.
One was this gorgeous redhead. not sure I can say his name, because his girlfriend showed frequently with him. He was everything physically I could have wanted in a guy, red head, freckles, hairy chest, nice in the front and the back, great smile and face. But she was always in the way, so he was only making so much from , most of the time. Eventually, he learned she was a problem for me, the increased considerably, and he stopped bringing her so much. And one night things got a little crazy the bar. I was actually close enough to him, to touch, and had time to enjoy it. But I also got a whiff of him, and I was intoxicated by his scent. So much so, I lost myself. I found myself with my hands in his underwear and licking his chest and armpits. But I wasn't stopping because I could still smell him. Let's just say, we spent some time together away from the bar, and became a regular thing for us!
And these days, it is harder and harder to find ! Why? Because guys are shaving everything, everywhere, and awesome combination of sweat and pheromones isn't marinading the body hair, creating awesome natural musk can really drive crazy.
Don't get wrong! The fresh showered scent is fine, even better if I can catch a hint of soap. I love colognes, especially when they mix well with one's body chemistry. Yes, there is an art to picking colognes, and sadly most guys are not aware. " As long as I don't smell" seems to be good enough for most. Rank and funk is a huge turn-off for me. Huge! But a good natural musk, brewed 24 to 36 hours, depending on one's Ph, chemistry, pheromones, sweat, etc. can get me inebriated, intoxicated and mesmerized. I can clean my palette with their armpits, floss my teeth with their chest hair, wash their beard with my tongue as I make out with them, drown in their ass while rimming them and feast on their cocks until they are just shooting air. In short, and hopefully in shorts, a man's natural musk, scent or aroma, can push into a whole new arena of !
aroma can push beyond my normal state of romantic. To a place where licking can go from bald head to pinkie toe. Where my tongue wants to fuck you while my mouth tries to suck you. Where I can actually get off, getting you off and you nor I ever have to touch ! The state of aromantic is a delightful place to be!
In my ideal setting, I will smell his breath when above his neck, no extreme funk, and absolutely no mint. Maybe cinnamon, or garlic, alcohol or cigarettes. Below his neck, I should start to smell him, perhaps with a hint of cologne. No deodorant or antiperspirant. And as I move towards his waist, I should lose the cologne and get more engrossed in the musk of him.
It has happened with two strippers bar. It happened redhead more than once. It happened with one night stand, and one afternoon delight with a guy I caught running around a track. And it has happened with three friends I currently hang out with.
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Luve~~~Exciting & New!!!
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Posted:Jan 27, 2019 7:12 pm
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 7:26 am 10015 Views
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Several posts back, I introduced you to a word I assembled to describe my feelings for an amazing guy who loved me, but because I was interested in a co-worker, I couldn't give myself to him until I saw where things could go with the co-worker. During his period of understanding, we created "loke," a combination of "love" and "like." I couldn't say I loved him, but I really, really, REALLY liked him! As it would turn out, the co-worker would be a nice guy, but had issues being positive and seeing someone who wasn't, and the guy who loved me got tired of waiting for me and gave up on me. He met a guy a few months later and they have been together every since. So yes, I have a "the one who got away" story!
My new word is of a similar vein, but it should have donned on me long, long, LONG time ago!
Back in the day, when every night ended at the male stripper bar, there were several guys there that I thought was hot! Like Alex, whose playful manner, huge dick and great smile made him a pleasure to hang with. Or Todd who oozed sexiness from every pore. Or Devin, whose beautiful ass, ability to kiss and work a nipple made him a personal favorite. But they were strippers...you are suppose to be attracted to them. However, over the years, you talk over drinks, or share while you are touching him or he's trying to get more money out of you. And some of them you actually get to know, and like, as a person, not just a awesome hunk of masculinity. And something changes, and you might become friends or something else.
Or you are at the bar when some happy, hairy, horny stud comes in. Or someone you are physically attracted to. Somehow, you ended up next to each other, and start talking. Not only is he gorgeous, but he is intelligent, funny and have a heart of gold.
But more likely, it has happened on line. Way back in the day, before social media, I actually communicated with such fascinating guys as Ari Gold, Gage Weston and even Woody Fox. But I was also tricked by guys, using porn star pictures to represent themselves, and then carry on extended communications under the false personas. I got caught twice like that, but in one case, it was a bit too late. Anyone remember who Vin Greco is? Anyway, he was gorgeous, but enough under the radar that people would use his picture for their profiles on a regular basis. So I started talking to one of the fakes, who had a winning personality and enough pictures to actually persuade me that he could have been Vin and interested in me. He even created accounts on such sites as sacred six and manjam and befriended be there as well. two or three years later, the real Vin Greco contacted me to inform me that I was talking to a fake. And I thought the real Vin was a sweetheart for saying something to me about it. Long story short, I developed a real friendship with the real Vin Greco, and for a spell remained friendly with the fake one. I was hoping he would at least be decent looking, since I had already started developing feelings for the person, not the face and body. But he was far cry from attractive, which is probably why he did it in the first place.
Luve is that state where you know damn well you don't love him yet, but you have moved beyond the like phase. But where "loke" is based more on the total being, "luve" would be more based on being so physically attracted to someone. Technically, it is somewhere between "lust" and "love."
Maybe you have a celebrity crush, who through interviews, you may feel like you know, or have a feel for. I was immediately attracted to Channing Tatum, though I thought he sucked as a dramatic actor. Over time, through interviews and movies, I now think he is funny, somewhat intelligent, crazy as hell and doesn't have issues with the gays, all strong selling points with me. So although I know I do not love him, I also know I would love to hang out with him sometime, and hope it ends up as at least a one night stand. And Jake Gyllenhaal! And Justin Timberlake? And Paul Rudd! And Chris Evans on a hairy day! Sadly, it can work the opposite though. I was already into Sir Ari Gold, and Adam Levine! But not that I have seen them in a state of undress, they have moved up on the scale of appeal!
What? I'm a butt man! And a dick man! And a chest man! And a few other places you should probably know me better to know about!
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Sexperiment, Sensurotic, Relationshit & Sexperience!!!
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Posted:Jun 18, 2018 4:32 am
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 7:26 am 16913 Views
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Let me start off by saying, I can not take credit for any other these words, but I do strongly believe they should be used more often.
I'm going to star with the one I'm sure most of us are all ready acquainted with. particularly in this day and age of reality television programs. I'm not sure who came up with it, where, when or why, but I saw it on, believe it or not, MTV. That's right, the channel we use to like in our younger days for music videos, now you might get a couple of hours of music each day. I'm not complaining though! I have a huge crush on Rob Dyrdek, and I am still a recovering Wolf addict. Anyway, they replaced Wolf with some youth oriented reality shows, full of skin and drama, and I saw them billing them as "Relations*** TV" or something to that effect. I actually laughed at first when I saw it, but after watching three or four of the shows, not only did I agree with their assessment, I felt like we the term should be taken to the masses!
Let's face it! It happen too often. Women do it all the time, thinking they, or their love, can change a man from who they are to who they want them to be. I know I've done it more than once. This guy is so damn hot, he might be worth the trouble! Or the sex is so good with that guy, I can overlook a few small details! His drug or alcohol issues. His mean or violent streak. Lack of money, a job or a home. I have a monogamous friend now who is currently involved with a slut. Do you see the writing on that wall?
Whenever someone signs up to get involved with someone, knowing there are huge hurdles to jump and obstacles to overcome, especially if their perceived solution is change on the other person's part, you know there is going to be all sorts of drama! Yelling, screaming, arguing, slamming doors, throwing things, sometimes other than tantrums and fits, fighting, crying, etc. There are bond to be issues such as violence, cheating, maybe , sometimes the law, drugs, alcohol, money, etc. If you can read this entire paragraph before you get with someone, know some, or God forbid, all of this shit applies, and still sign on the dotted line, you are knowingly getting into a relationshit. Not a relationship, which in itself is work, and sometimes, a lot of it. But a relationshit, a losing battle at best, which will leave scars when it is over that most people don't get over! Might make for some interesting television, but in the game of love, in the game of life, perhaps too much!!!
I may get a little personal here with my next word. I actually saw it on Facebook, and it was actually coupled with another word. It the context of what it was written , it was funny. But loved the words so much, I wanted to make them commonplace.
Say you want to try something sexual for the first time. I can't be the first gay male who wanted to know if he could give himself a blow job. I have a friend who wanted someone he could trust before he tried bondage. Maybe you've been with a guy who wanted you to try a new fetish, a new position or something. These would all be examples of sexual experiments, or sexperiments. And just to help you out with this lesson. Sploshing, piss enema from the tap, scat, and I believe the two are taboo, if not illegal. bestiality, and necrophilia. I'm guessing at least one of these is new to you, if you want to give and sexperiment a try. And for those who might be interested, in my youth, I was able to do it once, but it took a lot of work and a very awkward position to pull it off. I have since given it up for Lent permanently! lol
You can probably see its counterpart cumming! lol I guess the guy got tired of writing "sexual experiences" and shortened it to sexperience. I love it! And I will personally be using this one a lot. And it was awesome because he broke it down into categories and made me do a hell of a lot of thinking. Oral sexperience active and I had to think of Lance, Damon and Kelly. Oral sexperience passive reminded me of Joe, John and Max. Oral anal sexperience active brought back Aaron, Mike and Donald. Oral anal sexperience passive made me remember another Michael, Lester and Kurt. Anal sexperience active brought back Phil, Robert and Daniel. Anal sexperience passive celebrated Ted, Larry and Josh. Fetish sexperience active reminded me of Robert, Chuck and Brandon. Fetish sexperience passive made me think of another Larry, Morris and David. Damn, I see why he shortened it! lol
I discovered my final word this past weekend actually. I was in dire need of some bodywork, and went to a guy who promised "a fantabulous, sensurotic experience." I was actually looking for a skinny twink who main profession was drag queen, but he was actually a short, attractive, masculine, muscular man. As I was getting comfortable, I warned him about me and my body and inquired about the sensurotic.I love the word, and like the definition, but I guess I didn't care for the usage. Apparently, in addition to methodologies, there are different type of sessions. NURU, standard, sensual, erotic and now sensurotic, at least with him.
I guess it depends on the masseur, but my massage buddy offers a standard massage (no funny business), sensual ( nude, happy ending) and erotic (both and masseur nude, happy ending, mutual play permitted). In some cases, I knew erotic was sex, but the price would be a clear indication of that. What wasn't registering with me is, erotic being greater than sensual, what the hell sensurotic could be? By now, I had figured out that sensurotic was sensual and erotic, but what does that look like in his massage?
In his case, sensual was mutual play but only with the hands. Erotic was sexual. Sensurotic basically meant that mouths would or could be part of the massage. Like I said, i didn't care for the usage, but I do love the word.
For a huge romantic like myself, sensual is more of a soft, tender, gentle love-making kind of term. Erotic is more primal, animalistic, raw, sexual. Kind of like saying I feel amorous instead of I'm horny! So sensurotic would be something more like in the middle of the two, or at least imply that there is some room to move about between the two!
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Loke~I Hope A couple of guys aren't reading this one!!!
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Posted:May 18, 2017 6:11 am
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 7:26 am 14226 Views
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I have been spending time with a beautiful young man lately, and we were talking the other night, when those three little words came out of his mouth...I love you! I first smiled at him, and then started laughing out loud. I told him a true story from my life before I said those words back to him!
See, a long, long, long, long, long, long time ago, I met the most amazing fellow. He was not only easy on the eyes, but he had intelligence, a few extra bucks, and a great sense of humor. He also had a caring heart, probably why he was a nurse, and an awesome schlong. Read my very first post if that word threw you for a loop. But his claim to fame in my sexual history book is...he was the most romantic man I ever met.
He would get up to make me breakfast in bed at least three times a week. He would always put a clean towel in the dryer while I was in the shower, so he could bring me a warm towel when I was done. He would bring me a fresh, fragrant, gorgeous orchid every Friday. He would either rub my feet or massage my head when we watched television at night. Yes, this guy was really amazing.
Unfortunately, I was also interested in one of my co-workers at the time. He too, had a huge cock, was a great kisser, and had the second best set of nipples I've ever seen. He was sweet, but nothing like the other guy, and we never did anything beyond making out...for about a year.
So I spent time with both guys, and they both knew this. I like keeping things real with my guys. Eventually, the romantic would say those three little words to me, and I wasn't sure how to respond. I was crazy about him, but I was still curious about what could happen with my co-worker. So I told him I needed time to sort out my feelings, and he agreed to that.
To make a long story shorter, I never did get any further with that co-worker, and the romantic one got tired of waiting and gave up on me. But I did gain one thing from this experience.
See, I really was crazy about the romantic guy, but I didn't think I could say those three words to him as long as I was still interested in that damn co-worker. I couldn't bring myself to say "love," and I knew I more than "like" him, so I went with "I loke you!"
Did you see what I did? I took the "l" and the "o" from love, and put it with the "k" and the "e" from like. And it worked for a while with the romantic one, who I now refer to as "the one who got away." Yes, I made a huge mistake, so if you happen to be reading this, you can now gloat. I know you made some guy extremely happy, and it could have and should have been me!
So if you ever find yourself stuck between really, really liking someone, and loving them, try loke! That is pronounced as one syllable with a long "o" sound, not the Norse God of Trickery and Pranks!
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Mandy~Though it may not be necessary!
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Posted:Dec 4, 2013 6:33 am
Last Updated:May 18, 2017 5:40 am 29413 Views
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I can not tell a lie, I love the hell out of the Barry Manilow song. But that is not what we are talking about today. And I'm not even sure it is necessary to have this word, because I have never heard women referred to in such a manner. Of course, I don't hang with that many straight men, and actually consider myself to be something of a gentleman. So consider this an endeavor to make the world more gay, by taking one of the straight words and giving it a homosexual connotation.
But first, I have to say that I am shocked, amazed, flabbergasted and honored to see some of my terms being used in other places. I was on a sex site and saw "versatop" and "versatom" being used. Go back to my post if you don't know what they mean. But I'm still a bit, no, a lot upset about the sites still using "off" without a climax!
I also feel like I should warn you that my next post will be conceptual, meaning there will be a lot of terms and definitions in it. So if you are actually taking these words to heart and mind, actually making a glossary or taking notes, or are actually going to the University of Homosexuality, of which I consider myself a professor and one of the deans, just wanted you to know to have you pen and paper handy, next time you are here. I also think the one after that should be fun! But back to this one...
With the coming out, of sorts, of Tom Daley and the death of Paul Walker, I have found myself talking about hot men a lot. And thinking about them all the time, if I were to be completely honest. But I find myself feeling the need to clarify something. With this term, it will no longer be necessary.
You know, when you and your buddies are walking down the street, perhaps kicking it at the bar, maybe just hanging around the house, but somehow, you come across a vision! An awesomely stunning piece of eye candy that you just have to talk about the next day, maybe to someone who wasn't there to witness the beauty themselves. Gossiping at the water cooler, having lunch with the girls or drinks after work.
Before you get into the details and measurements, you can just say...eye candy or eye mandy. See, Candy is female name already, so we can just leave it alone. But rather than say man candy, you can now use the word mandy, before you get into the six pack abs, strong, masculine arms, hairy, muscular chest, scrumptious bubble butt and ten inch schlong. Go back to my very first post, if that one threw you off!
Let me finish this with a list of my current favorite list of mandy! The ones you have to think about probably have a permanent spot on my list! I will try to keep it at twenty...Cris Judd, Blake Harper, Jake Gyllenhaal, Justin Timberlake, Adam Levine, Ari Gold, Shane Rollins, Ben Cohen, Chris Powell, Josh Kelly, Mark Lawson, Shemar Moore, Matt Dallas, Channing Tatum, Darren Criss, Shayne Ward, Robin Thicke, Wentworth Miller, Cam Gigandet and Ryan Kwanten.
I avoided using my personal list, but now that I think about it, I should have name twenty mandy bloggers here!
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Dicknotized & Addickted!!!
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Posted:Oct 10, 2013 5:42 pm
Last Updated:May 18, 2017 5:35 am 30735 Views
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This is about as ghetto as I get, so bear with me here!
Have you ever took someone home and basically lost interest, only to discover one thing that made you say, "if I focus on that, I can get through this." I remember the first time it happened to me. I was leaving the bar on a particularly horny night, alone, and had walked half way home before this guy asked if I wanted to hang out with him. Now in my normal state of mind, I would have said,"Hell to the no!" and walked on. But between all the hot boys at the bar, all the liquor I had consumed, and being extremely amorous by this point, I said to myself,"having a piece of man is better than having no man at all," and I went home with him. To make this short, this less than average looking man took off his clothes to expose me to his scrawny, bony body, a most malodorous funk and the second largest schlong I've ever seen in my life. It was also the first uncircumcised cock I had come across. Sadly, I had to let this make my sexual history book. So I went down on that uncut, uncleaned dick made it grown full size, and swallowed that load. May not have been my smartest move, and it certainly wasn't my best day, but I worked so much harder than usually for that one!
This, my friends, is dicknotized! do it all the time with their less than desirable , even if they have to focus on the wallet because there is nothing left. Oh yes, it is not limited to dicks. I have seen chest or pubic hair I wanted to floss my teeth with, nipples that made me drool, and cocks I just had to drain. I've met guys whose natural aromatic masculine musk was so intoxicating, I wanted to drink them up and lick them head to toe. I saw one ass at the bar once that was so voluptuous and scrumptious, I refuse to let him leave until some part of me had burrowed my way through to his tunnel of love. I still dream about that ass to this day. Hell, it could even be that you like someone so much, that you are willing to tolerate a three way with his less than enticing partner. So whenever you become so fixated on part of something or someone so much that you willing to deal with all the other crap that comes with it, then you have just been...dicknotized.
Now, have you ever enjoyed doing something with someone so much, that every time you see him, that was really all you wanted to do? Maybe you even got to the point of scheduling appointments just so you two could have another crack at it. Maybe you are dating someone, and he does one thing so damn well, that you can wait for that part, though you do the rest because he ought to get something out of the deal. Or maybe you do it over and over and over again, during the same sex session. Then you may be what I call...addickted!
Honestly, I get dicknotized way more than I get addickted. But I am one of those guys you become addickted to. My list of top ten sexual attributes basically ensures this.
But it has happened to me a few times. I remember was this one guy who claimed to be versatile, but when I discovered he was quite a bit smaller than me, we were more romantic and foreplay, and then we would go oral before I became the top. And it was very good, but after about a year or so, he wanted to fuck me, and I let him. Somehow, I managed to get from the bed to the floor and was humping the floor like a on a leg, before he walked back into the room. Yep, somehow he had managed to top me, drop a load, pull out, take a leak and come back in the room while I was still vibrating on the floor. From that point on, I wanted it all the time and even scheduled it for every Wednesday at 4 pm, because that was our night out. I remember there was another guy who despite a number of what I will call,"not quite me but...," he was really a very sweet guy, worked hard and aimed to please, and had some sweet, creamy delicious spunk. It was so sweet, and fresh and warm. It was like you could taste the sperm swimming and churning around in the special sauce. It was so damn tasty, I was completely draining the bad boy before he left, drinking load after load until nothing would come out. Yes, in both cases, I was totally addickted!
And there you have it! So which one have you been. Addickted? Dicknotized? Both? Neither? Well, as Rod Stewart use to sing, "Some guys got all the luck." But if you can honestly say neither, He was not singing about you!
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Benefriend!!!
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Posted:Sep 5, 2013 1:47 am
Last Updated:May 18, 2017 5:28 am 29684 Views
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Don't read it wrong now, fellas!
This is not a former friend, or a friend that use to be. You can't use it like, Jack has been a friend, or benefriend, to Will.
No, this to me is probably more of your idea of a friend of benefits. You know, the guys you might call a friend but you can still have sex with. For the black down low guys, they might be your poker buddies you see every Wednesday night, or the guys you go bowling with on Tuesdays. If you work in bar, they might be your regular patrons who you chat with at the bar and play with after it closes. And honestly, I don't have a problem with that. I have a few FWB's myself. But to me, these are a bit too shallow to be a benefriend.
First of all, they are real friends, not buddies or acquaintances. There is genuine concern, care, possibly even love between them, just not enough to build a relationship on yet, for whatever reason. There's shared interests and hobbies, things they enjoy doing together. Second, they are friends first. So many times, especially amongst gay people, friends are friends until a distraction comes along, usually another member of the same sex. Then cock-blocking or a competition to get him, and then the loser starts to pull away from their friend. And finally, no matter how good the sex is between them, sex is always secondary to the true friendship. There are reasons why two people aren't a couple or an item. But with a benefriend, you recognize those reasons, and because you want each other to be happy, you allow them to see and date other people to find that happiness and still remain friends. When it is convenient and desired by both parties, you have sex, but the friendship never goes away, and the sex comes and goes as needed.
I know I am an excellent benefriend, and I love being one. I'm a true and loyal friend, most think too much so. I will do things for my friends I won't do for myself, like iron clothes. I'm also no slouch in the bedroom. And most importantly, I grow on people like moss. So most people like me from the start, and then I grow on them until it becomes lust, friendship, love or whatever it turns out to be.
So I have been benefriends with straight strippers, some of whom I still think about and smile, and a few are still a part of my life. I have friends I have waited years and years for the opportunity to become benefriends with, all of whom are still a dear part of my world. Some straight, some bisexual, but all still a part of my life, and I'm still their benefriend. I have a straight friend now I'm waiting to become a benefriend with, and he knows it. Got to love the newer generations of men, they are so open-minded, the will explore and experiment with just about anything.
I just hope that you all are lucky enough to have at least one benefriend. But if not, and you're hot, let me know! lol
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The Three Letter Word That Pisses Me Off! That's it!!!
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Posted:Dec 26, 2012 2:58 am
Last Updated:May 18, 2017 5:21 am 35230 Views
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I'm not a huge fan of porn! Some of the actors, hell yeah! Francois Sagat currently, I'm hoping Colton Ford, Shane Rollins and Blake Harper will cum back to the fold. But as a general rule, porn disappoints.
The big thing now seems to be no hairy and tattoos. Tats are a completely turn off for me in most cases, and a hairy man is sexy as hell!!!Especially on a tanned, muscular body, clinging to the skin as it glistens in the hot sun, lightly salted by the sweat dripping...Oh! Have Mercy! Where was I? Got it, and I can't relate to the action. I mean, fucking only fun if you're part of it! And why the hell put a ding dong in your mouth if you don't want the cream filling? If you are lucky, it tastes better than it smells, so I'm going straight from the tap and swallow rather than wear the shit. Now, the sounds can be encouraging... if you can keep the bitches in the straight porn playing in the background quiet. And kill the dirty talk! I'm too much of a lady for that. And they take so damn long to do everything. Much like I'm doing right now to get to the point, so I know you know my frustration. Ten minutes of talking, ten minutes of kissing, ten minute to unbutton shirts, ten minutes on each nipple, ten minutes to undo pants, ten minutes on each cock, ten minutes to remove underwear, etc., Hell, I see who the guys are in the scene, fast forward until everyone is naked for my inspection, then skip to the cumshots, which wouldn't exist in my world.
But as luck would have it, I have now found a few sites that have proven helpful. I can put in age limits, body type, man type, category of porn I'm interested in, even how long I'm want the clips to be! So why am I not happy? Because everyone involved, from creator to distributor to porn sites operator has forgotten the meaning of a small but extremely crucial word.
SO EVERYONE!
LISTEN CLOSELY!
INGRAIN THIS TO YOUR BRAIN!!!
AND DON'T FORGET!!!
OFF MEANS "TO COMPLETION!!!!!"
If it says "sucked off," I want to know the vein has been drained. I want to feel like the lips clamped down on the shaft like a vice, and the suction of that mouth collected everything in the urethra, the vas deferens and down to the testicles, and vacuumed it into the mouth. Now if you just got it wet, maybe got it hard, lickety spit kind of thing, you can say suck and there will be no issue. But "off" means you did a damn fine job and I'll be cumming back for seconds! Trust me, I know!!!
Same thing with the hand my friend, though I do think it is kind of sad. But he got "jacked off" or "jerked off," well, first, I'd tell him to find me. But I can't be everywhere at once, and in some cases, don't want to be. But if that is the case, then I expect to the volcanic eruption of man lava, whether it oozes down the sides, shoots into the eyes, face and chest, or flies through the air like globs and drops of mountain dew. And the fucked up faces that most guys make during those explosions should be included as well. But if you are just rubbing it, tugging it, pulling or whatever, pull out the Clarence Carter song, "Stroking" and be done with it!
Now to condense all of that down to its simplest form, only use "off" if the deed got done, not just started, but finished! And before I forget, Woody Fox, Gage Weston and Damien Cross should be added to that first paragraph. There are my online friends somewhere and don't want to pay this later! lol
Until next time, and there will be at least two more times!
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