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" DAD " Does Being Gay mean That You Are Going To Start Wearing Makeup And Pantyhose??? 1/11/2006
Howdy Cowboy's:
Recently Last year my family found out that I was Gay, it
was by accident, naming my ISP for accidentally sending
some illicit pictures that I was sending to someone was
coming back to my in box when my ISP decided to screw up and
they sent them to my ex wife, Oh well so she found out that
I was Gay, after 22 years of marriage and a divorce over things
not related to me ...
0 Comments, 386 Views,
6 Votes
,5.36 Score
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This Midnight Cowboy's Gonna Ride !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1/9/2006
Howdy Cowboy's; Let's get all the pleasantries
outta the way, Happy New Year to all you Cowboy's out
there.
<br>
NOW, as I was trying to think of something special to do for
new years this year, I had to look no further that my bed this
morning, as my newly attained partner of two weeks, my mind
started to reel about the cumming new year and what to do,
of course the couple hours ...
0 Comments, 350 Views,
2 Votes
,2.42 Score
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embarassing time with a guy 12/31/2005
ok me and this guy had chatted for about a month straight.
We finally decided to meet. So he give me his address. We
decide what we are going to do and when.
So i go to his apartment complex only i have written the wrong
apartment number. There is a guy i had sex with 2 time before.
Hes in shock because we met at my place and not his. I'm
in shock thinking the guy i was meeting was this ...
1 Comments, 1027 Views,
29 Votes
,3.14 Score
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A Gay Holiday Joke 12/15/2005
I'm assuming this is where to put this! Sense of humor
required.
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Did you know that Frosty the Snowman is gay?! Yes, he's
such a flake! (ROF
0 Comments, 565 Views,
15 Votes
,1.29 Score
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Erogenous Zones 11/30/2005
The biology teacher was explaining how various parts of
the body can offer pleasant feelings. Finally he said,
"It's sometimes more pleasurable to have a satisfying
bowel movement than to engage in sexual intercourse."
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In the back of the room one streetwise student whispered
to the other, "Either I don't know how to shit
or he doesn't know how to fuck!!!"
0 Comments, 522 Views,
9 Votes
,6.42 Score
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Does nobody have any humor. 8/10/2005
What is it with realtionship humor and people breaking
up because of one person saying something wrong. This has
happened a few times with freinds of mine that just dont
seem to understand the point of humor, life is to fun dont
take it for granted be happy you are in love.
0 Comments, 363 Views,
10 Votes
,3.78 Score
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I guess this goes here... 5/28/2005
So, I think this was funny, well, it was funny for a minute
or two...
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I was in bed with my boyfriend, let's call him Larry,
and he was, well, let's say "well hung"
and we had been making out for fifteen or twenty minutes
and stripping down to our underwear. He always wore a fresh
pair of tighty-whities, nothing fancy, plain old Fruit
of the loom, maybe a size too small for ...
0 Comments, 600 Views,
21 Votes
,5.48 Score
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Here is a good joke! 3/19/2005
Question:
What is the difference between a , a nymphomaniac
and your wife, while having sex?
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Answer:
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A says:
Aren't you done yet?
<br>
A Nympho says:
Your done allready?
<br>
Your wife says:
Blue, I think i'll paint the ceiling,
Blue!
2 Comments, 504 Views,
29 Votes
,4.54 Score
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My Friend is an Exhibitionist ! 2/10/2005
I have a friend who has a secret fantasy which involves being
naked in public.
He would love to be kidnapped, stripped naked , or at least
have his pants and underwear pulled down to his ankles , tied
and bound , blindfolded , and gaged, and left in a public
place like a park or a mall parking lot.
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He also wants to have this act of lewdness photograped with
a video camera ...
0 Comments, 403 Views,
11 Votes
,2.61 Score
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Being a Metrosexual could be a Curse! 12/10/2004
Metrosexual (met.roh.SEK.shoo.ul) n. An urban male with
a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time
and money on his appearance and lifestyle.
—metrosexuality n.
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I suppose I am an urban male with a somewhat strong sense
of aesthetic... I don't like to spend a lot of money
and time on my appearance, but lets face it-- It takes some
$$$ to look good, and it ...
3 Comments, 535 Views,
41 Votes
,5.12 Score
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Love in the Workplace 12/7/2004
I am assuming everyone that reads this article has had a
crazy crush with someone they have worked with. The type
of crush that when he stands next to you, it feels like heaven.
The type of crush that whatever he talks about (even about
poop) is interesting. What to do? We all know that when
we have a crush on someone, our imagination runs wild, and
things come up (literally).
...
2 Comments, 387 Views,
26 Votes
,4.97 Score
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be honest to you honey. 12/6/2004
I and my friend meet on outpersonals some few months ago
and we are planing to get marriage.and all of use are planing
a holly union wedding in washington D C SO PLESAE be honest
it pays.
REGARDS.
FREEBOY1
0 Comments, 230 Views,
11 Votes
,3.17 Score
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sex after circumcision 11/19/2004
Many years ago at age 22 I had a circumcision as an adult which
was very painful and I don't recommend it for others.
Anyway, sex was supposed to be out of the question for 10-12
weeks. After about 8 difficult weeks, my lover and I decided
it was time to try. In the dark, he reached for the KY jelly
in the night stand and grabbed the Ben Gay instead. After
just a few very bried moments ...
2 Comments, 911 Views,
64 Votes
,5.64 Score
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My 1st Lap Dance - Even a Gay Man Can Appreciate This 2/1/2004
It wasn't in late December, and it took place in 1995,
but I can still say "oh what a night". It actually
took place in Columbus, Georgia, at a place called the "Traffic
Light Lounge". I won't tell you why I was there,
but if anyone knows a little geography they'll figure
it out. One night some friends and I decided to go out and
have a "5-star" evening...food, beer, tattoos,
and of ...
0 Comments, 358 Views,
145 Votes
,4.50 Score
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Guy walks into a bar... 1/25/2004
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give
me six double vodkas." The barman says "Wow!
you must have had one hell of a day."
"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is
gay." The next day the same guy came into the bar and
asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what
the problem was today the answer came back, "I've
just found out that my younger brother is ...
0 Comments, 385 Views,
186 Votes
,8.38 Score
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Don't Ever Lie to Your Mother! 1/25/2004
A young man called John invited his mother over for dinner.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't
help but notice how handsome John's room-mate was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between
the two & this only made her more curious. Over the course
of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started
to wonder if there was more between John & his ...
0 Comments, 413 Views,
371 Votes
,9.42 Score
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whales 1/6/2004
An old whale and a young whale were swimming off the coast,
when they noticed a whaling ship.
The older whale recognised it as the same ship that had harpooned
his father many years earlier.
He said to the young whale: "Let's both swim under
the ship and blow out our air hole at the same time and it should
cause the ship to turn over and sink."
They tried it and sure enough, the ship ...
0 Comments, 516 Views,
187 Votes
,8.41 Score
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